Weird (May 17, 2015)

V: You’re weird.
E: (waiting for the other shoe to drop)
V: You are the weirdest person I have ever known.
E: That is probably true.
V: Or your mother.
Fin

Traffic (March 6, 2015)

V: What are we in?
E: What are you talking about?
V: What are we in?
E: Asking me the same question is not helping this conversation along.
V: Right now, what are we in?
E: We’re in a car. How do you not know this?
V: No, what is a line of cars called?
E: It’s called a line of cars.
V: No, a lot of cars is called a pack.
E: No, it’s not.
V: Yes, a lot of cars is called a pack.
E: Who told you this?
V: My brain told me.
E: Well, if your brain told you, why did you ask me?
V: Because I forgot and then my brain told me, so I remembered.
Fin